Daily Mealer 4/2/12

Daily Mealer 4/2/12

Editor's Note: We seem to be back on track this week, or at least off to a decent start. Lets all keep our non-greasy fingers crossed!!!

7:43a Enter Agnus, bringing with her hope on the horizon for an ever so eventful day, and hopefully week, of Food Chronicles. She bears with her today a most stunning array of munchies, ranging from a large box of wheat thins, a family sized tub of hummus, and a bottle of french vanilla flavored creamer. There is also a tupperware full of what appears to be some form of dairy, unknown at this point if it is milk or something a little more viscous, such as yogurt, could also be sugar. To be determined later.

7:54a Daily cappuccino.

10:37a "OMG I'm so hungry, I can't wait to eat!" I encourage her to have a snack. She begins to tell me about last night's meal. "Clarence was cooking fish last night, I said I wanted it fried so that's what he was doing. We ended up running out of flour half way through, and I remembered hearing something about being able to use instant mashed potatoes instead of flour. Let me tell you, I am never eating fish fried with flour ever friggin' again. That shit was so good." I asked her what kind of fish it was, she responds with, "Filet." Okay, so this still doesn't answer my question. "Clarence and me went to the grocery store once and went on a fish spree, we bought a little bit of everything and went home and cooked it, I was eating a little of this, a little of that, and it didn't sit so well. Since then I only eat white." You do realize there are different types of white fish, right? And that "filet" is not one of them.

10:59a Munching on Wheat Thins, and possibly hummus.

11:04a Talking to Reginald, "I was telling the girls, Clarence was frying fish, we ran out of flour, (insert long pause here) sorry, don't wanna talk with my mouth full, he started using instant mashed potatoes. That shit was delicious. So friggin' good."

11:07a Yup, hummus. Scooping ever so delicately around the middle of the large sized tub as to preserve the small area of, what I am assuming is, roasted red peppers, located directly in the middle, carving out an empty moat around a column of hummus. 

11:13a I am in the playpen filing some things away. "Alright, time to put the hummmaaassss (terrible accent of an unknown origin) back in the fridge. It's good, you know, hummus, but I can only eat so much of it at a time". Walks out to the fridge with tub of hummus. Repeats the same exact statement when she is passing Stacey's desk. "Hummus is good, but I can only eat so much of it at once". This is very ironic to me, as a couple weeks ago I was being ragged on by a coworker for my small tub of hummus in the fridge. I explained that I cannot eat an entire tub in one sitting, that is disgusting and it's way too much hummus. At this time, Agnus, who has been knows to polish off an entire smaller tub of hummus in one sitting, got extremely defensive, chiming in and saying, "Why's that disgusting?!" In an effort to not offend or hurt anyone, I quickly backed up my statement, adding how eating too much hummus makes me feel ill in the belly. This might be true, but I do not know as I have never over indulged on hummus to a point of sickness. 

11:19a I asked Agnus what she brought for lunch. "Fish", then she adds, "Damn! I forgot my paper plate to microwave it on. Eh, that's alright. I'll be inventive. I'll use the plastic bag I packaged it in to microwave on." I offered here a dinner plate I have here, she declined twice.

12:01p Got verification on the hummus, turns out it is Spinach and Artichoke variety.

1:34 "Did everyone eat lunch?" I respond, "Yes, we did. I was wondering where you were with that".

1:36p To the kitchen to maker her "filet". Jordan walks in kitchen, she begins telling Jordan, for a third time today, all about the instant mashed potato breading instead of flour. Jordan asks, "What kind of fish is that?" She responds, "Either flounder, or filet." Agnus, I'm unsure if this was the truth or she was just embarrassed to be caught with such an abundance of fish, exclaims, "Holy shit! I can't believe how much fish I took! I didn't know I took all this. Clarence is gonna be pissed. I can't believe how much fish I took. I'm gonna have to bring some back home to him. You know what, on second thought, fuck 'em!" I had to see how much fish there was. I just had to. So I say, "Oh! I want to see this fish!" I walk over, and there are at least 4 huge fried filets. She proceeds to nuke said fish, on a plastic tupperware container lid, returns to her lair with fish and small tupperware full of tartar sauce in arms. Devours all.

1:42 "Oh my gosh. I didn't realize how full I was from all that hummus, I was so full I didn't even notice it was lunch time. I probably shouldn't have even eaten just now." 

2:04p Leaving early today. Literally on her way out the door, turns around at the last second and says, "I need to grab the fish to bring home to Clarence or he's gonna kill me!" Skip-runs back to fridge, grabs fish, and out the door. Until tomorrow!