Daily Mealer 3/21/12
Editor’s Note: Before we begin, I would like to state that there was such an
overload of food related chatter today that I couldn't possibly
have recorded
it all; the reading would have proved too lengthy for any fraction of
enjoyment. For this purpose, I have narrowed it down to mainly items
ingested and only the most comical of food comments.
7:42a Morning cappuccino.
9:04a Begins chipping away at today's project, a sandwich baggie,
which is bursting at the seams, of what appears to be a home made
trail mix containing pretzel nuggets, m&ms, and probably whole
hershey's bars.
9:17a 2 cups of Cheerios, again, huge gaping mouthfuls.
9:57a I venture over to Agnus' lair, upon entering I notice sprawled
out on the desk a cornucopia of delectable goodies, from all corners
of the food pyramid. Included here was a box of Cheerios, a "fit and
active" yogurt, banana, kiwi, bag of said "trail mix", 2 slices of
bread, and a single serve applesauce.
10:10a Proudly holding up a minute part of a much larger feast Agnus
exclaims, "Have you ever seen a Kiwi this big?!" I reply, sincerely,
"No, no I have not." I truly have not, this thing appeared to be
juicing harder than your average body builder. I added to my previous
comment, "I'm surprised it's hair isn't longer, I mean, relative to
it's size, you know?", receiving a sarcastic chuckle in return. I then
proceeded to rip my hair out as I sat through the Kiwi's life story,
from its rescue at Sam's Club, right through to it's departure from
fellow Kiwi brothers and sisters when the economy sized box of
basketball sized Kiwi's was doled out between her and her daughter,
her getting 4, daughter receiving 7, I repeat 7, large sized Kiwis. So
glad I'll finally be able to sleep at night.
10:43a Whilst staring, longingly, at the daily specials, "Did you
bring lunch, Stacy?" "I did, Agnus. you?" Agnus- "I have my PB&J.
Harris made ribs and mac and cheese for Sunday dinner but I didn't
feel like going down stairs to get anything." Stacy-"I have enough
turkey for two sandwiches, if you want some." Agnus- "Nah, I'll be
okay. I have my sammie, a yogurt, a banana, a kiwi, I'll be good." I
would hope, I mean, we're only here for 8 hours. Sitting at a desk,
mind you. Not exactly an activity which requires extreme
nourishment.....or does it??
11:11a Chewing mystery food, probably a pretzel. Poor little guy.
11:15a Coworker X poses the questions, "Do you guys remember those
little barrel juices, with the silver top? I don't even think they had
flavors, just colors." Agnus- "Yes! Ghetto Juice! No, no, I'm sorry!
Harris calls them basshead juices! That's it, basshead juices! Ghetto
juice is Kool-Aid they add sugar too." REALLY!?? By god. And who the
hell is adding sugar to Kool-Aid!??!?!?!? This is outrageous.
11:19a Still chewing.
11:30a THIS JUST IN! (Still chewing) Mystery food has been revealed!
Either that or it's an addition, regardless it's exciting stuff!!
Ladies and Gentleman, we have Chex Mix!!!!!!! I first noticed this
when she emerged from the lair, rye flavor bagel/bread chip in
hand/mouth. Attractive.
11:42a Still chewing. What? Not sure. Chewing nonetheless.
11:58a Showed off her prized Kiwi to someone else. Who, much like me,
could give a shit.
12:01p Looking through a magazine (work related, much like what I'm
doing now...) "Stacy, did you know there's recipes in here?!"
1:16p It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut
butter jelly time, I NEED A BASEBALL BAT!
1:43p Not exactly sure when it happened, but I spied a single serving
pretzel rod package in Agnus' garbage.
2:21p I walked in on "I bought sandwich meat, I bought peanut butter
and jelly......" then I walked out.
2:42p [the familiar rustling of a feeble foldable sandwich baggie] I
look over to see we are nearing completion of "today's project" from
earlier this morning. I'm so proud.
This concludes an overly productive day here. Hope you all enjoyed.
Can't wait to see what fruits the morrow may bear.
--
it all; the reading would have proved too lengthy for any fraction of
enjoyment. For this purpose, I have narrowed it down to mainly items
ingested and only the most comical of food comments.
7:42a Morning cappuccino.
9:04a Begins chipping away at today's project, a sandwich baggie,
which is bursting at the seams, of what appears to be a home made
trail mix containing pretzel nuggets, m&ms, and probably whole
hershey's bars.
9:17a 2 cups of Cheerios, again, huge gaping mouthfuls.
9:57a I venture over to Agnus' lair, upon entering I notice sprawled
out on the desk a cornucopia of delectable goodies, from all corners
of the food pyramid. Included here was a box of Cheerios, a "fit and
active" yogurt, banana, kiwi, bag of said "trail mix", 2 slices of
bread, and a single serve applesauce.
10:10a Proudly holding up a minute part of a much larger feast Agnus
exclaims, "Have you ever seen a Kiwi this big?!" I reply, sincerely,
"No, no I have not." I truly have not, this thing appeared to be
juicing harder than your average body builder. I added to my previous
comment, "I'm surprised it's hair isn't longer, I mean, relative to
it's size, you know?", receiving a sarcastic chuckle in return. I then
proceeded to rip my hair out as I sat through the Kiwi's life story,
from its rescue at Sam's Club, right through to it's departure from
fellow Kiwi brothers and sisters when the economy sized box of
basketball sized Kiwi's was doled out between her and her daughter,
her getting 4, daughter receiving 7, I repeat 7, large sized Kiwis. So
glad I'll finally be able to sleep at night.
10:43a Whilst staring, longingly, at the daily specials, "Did you
bring lunch, Stacy?" "I did, Agnus. you?" Agnus- "I have my PB&J.
Harris made ribs and mac and cheese for Sunday dinner but I didn't
feel like going down stairs to get anything." Stacy-"I have enough
turkey for two sandwiches, if you want some." Agnus- "Nah, I'll be
okay. I have my sammie, a yogurt, a banana, a kiwi, I'll be good." I
would hope, I mean, we're only here for 8 hours. Sitting at a desk,
mind you. Not exactly an activity which requires extreme
nourishment.....or does it??
11:11a Chewing mystery food, probably a pretzel. Poor little guy.
11:15a Coworker X poses the questions, "Do you guys remember those
little barrel juices, with the silver top? I don't even think they had
flavors, just colors." Agnus- "Yes! Ghetto Juice! No, no, I'm sorry!
Harris calls them basshead juices! That's it, basshead juices! Ghetto
juice is Kool-Aid they add sugar too." REALLY!?? By god. And who the
hell is adding sugar to Kool-Aid!??!?!?!? This is outrageous.
11:19a Still chewing.
11:30a THIS JUST IN! (Still chewing) Mystery food has been revealed!
Either that or it's an addition, regardless it's exciting stuff!!
Ladies and Gentleman, we have Chex Mix!!!!!!! I first noticed this
when she emerged from the lair, rye flavor bagel/bread chip in
hand/mouth. Attractive.
11:42a Still chewing. What? Not sure. Chewing nonetheless.
11:58a Showed off her prized Kiwi to someone else. Who, much like me,
could give a shit.
12:01p Looking through a magazine (work related, much like what I'm
doing now...) "Stacy, did you know there's recipes in here?!"
1:16p It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut
butter jelly time, I NEED A BASEBALL BAT!
1:43p Not exactly sure when it happened, but I spied a single serving
pretzel rod package in Agnus' garbage.
2:21p I walked in on "I bought sandwich meat, I bought peanut butter
and jelly......" then I walked out.
2:42p [the familiar rustling of a feeble foldable sandwich baggie] I
look over to see we are nearing completion of "today's project" from
earlier this morning. I'm so proud.
This concludes an overly productive day here. Hope you all enjoyed.
Can't wait to see what fruits the morrow may bear.
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