Daily Mealer 4/16/12
Editor's Note: It is with the deepest dismay I inform you
that the periodical scheduled for release today, day 16 of April, 2555 BE, has
been suspended, with the exception of this most platitudinous expository
excerpt, due to total lack of material. I am shamed, having admittedly been
"checkmated" in this spiteful game of Chronicles Chess through which
Agnus and I have been secretly dueling for the better portion of a month now.
Naturally my demeanor presents high hopes for tomorrow,
looking forward to much hunger and grazing, overeating and indulging. Please,
join me in promoting the munchies by observing a moment of silence now, for our
fallen Daily Mealer. Thank you, and as always, look forward to an exciting day
tomorrow
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