Thursday, April 12, 2012

Daily Mealer 3/29/12

Daily Mealer 3/29/12
 
Editor's Note: Today's events have drastically changed my outlook on 2012 and the possibility of an Apocalypse. Changing weather patterns, shifting poles, and countless theories, old and new, have plagued my conscious hours, and even non waking hours, tossing different scenarios and possibilities, visions and ideas of how the end of the world would actually be perceived by my senses. Finally, after much consideration and research, I have become firm in my own personal conclusions on what 2012 will behold. Until today. Now, I do believe the world may in fact end on December 21, 2012, if not before. It is clear that patterns are changing, and nothing, I repeat, nothing, is as we have come to know it. Even if it appears similar, upon closer inspection under a watchful eye those changes become surprisingly obvious. I, my friends, am genuinely afraid. Afraid that, even if the world does not end, this might be the beginning of the demise of our beloved Food Chronicles.

7:42 Walks out of playpen, morning cappuccino in hand.

1:11p Gets up to toast bread for PB&J.

1:13p Explains to us how she in forcing herself to eat, and is simply not hungry, didn't even feel like having her morning bowl of cereal (or three). I have noticed.......and I am distraught. 

2:02p "You guys are having coffee, I'm having poporn." proceeds to finish an entire bag of popcorn, the bag which first made it's appearance in our chronicles last Friday, and then reappeared yesterday, now gone forever. 

3:47p I end today's episode with a prayer for an appetite tomorrow. May you all join me.

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