Daily Mealer 3/30/12

Daily Mealer 3/30/12

Editor's Note: Today I arrived late to my current place of employment. Upon my eventual entrance I notice Agnus is missing, and the door to Reginald's office is closed. The anticipation mounts as I eagerly await her exit so I might assess today's mood. I am happily greeted by both of them several minutes later, to my surprise. Looking at a good day today.

8:47a "I'm so hungry!!" This is possibly one of the more exciting things I have heard in my 25 years incarnate on planet Earth. I eagerly, as a child grappling for the largest candy bar in the assortment their first time out for Hallows Eve, open my email account, slide the computer ever closer to me in a most inconspicuous manner, and begin typing, smiling all the while, and maliciously posing the question to Agnus, "Well that's good, so you're getting your appetite back?" Mwa ha ha... She replies, "Yes, the last couple days I just haven't felt like eating." I've noticed, and the drought brought forth much boredom born of my readers, please, do not let it happen again. I cannot continue to pick up the pieces after your hunger strike.

8:51a Walks to kitchen bearing a box of Raisin Bran and large sized mug. Fills mug with said cereal, grabs quart of milk from fridge and begins the treacherous 24' journey back to her lair. Amidst the expedition across expansive fields of berber she states, "Let's see how this works." I reply, innocently, "What?", she follows up with, "This Raisin Bran." Great! I can't wait.

9:23a Stacey goes to view daily specials, as you know, Friday is order out day, and Friday during Lent is order out fish day. "Seafood Salad....mmmm..." says Stacey. I say, "Are you ordering today?" "Yes, like, now, I'm starving!" I ask Agnus if she brought lunch, one of my favorite questions. "Yes." I am floored! It's Friday! I ask her what, she replies, "Cheeseburgers. One and a half cheeseburgers." Stacey chimes in, with a tinge of sheer terror in her voice, "On Friday?! You brought meat on Friday?" Agnus, now getting up from her desk and walking over to discuss this with us, begins explaining. "Well, I was going to bring ziti and sauce, but while I was walking downstairs with a bowl and spoon to get it from the basement, I figured fuck it, it's easier to just grab cheeseburgers." Now I am really confused. If both items are in the fridge in your basement, why is it easier to just grab cheeseburgers??  

10:07a Stew's wife and 2 year old daughter came to visit us, bringing with them a small box of candy to sell for their son's boyscout troop. I am instantaneously excited at first sight of the delectable assortment of chocolate and nougat, this is sure to spark office wide excitement. Stacey purchases a bag of pretzel m&m's, extends an offer to me, I accept two m&m's. She then walks over to Agnus' lair, Agnus is fully rapt in a telephone conversation (personal), so Stacey generously pours a small pile of the sweet and salty treats on Agnus' desk for her to discover once she returns to work. Minutes later I hear, "OH MY GOD! What are these!?!??!?!" I reply, "Pretzel." To see the pure ecstasy on her face was so pleasing to me.

10:16a "Candy bars are so friggin' good in the freezer." 

12:27p One and  half cheeseburgers, paired with two slices of wheat toast. 

2:17p "I could go for some nice friggin' ass desert, like cannolis." 

2:27p I am closing early in hopes of leaving early. Have a nice weekend everyone.