Daily Mealer 4/12/12

Daily Mealer 4/12/12

Editor's Note: Today has truly exemplified the cliche "Good Morning." We enter with smiles and giggles, casual conversation and comradery. I am wise to this. I am on to you, Agnus. Your simple mind and malicious motives are more obvious than the crumbs on your lower lip. Watching you.

7:43a Daily cappuccino.

8:02a Wandered over to the lair during a heated debate regarding the occupy movement centered in New Haven, which, for the record, spiraled wildly out of control. Regardless, I managed a sneak peak in the snack knapsack, noticed 4 pieces of bread (I assume it is of the wholegrain variety, originating from Aldi's), sleeve of graham crackers, and mustard. I am currently drawing up plans to spearhead another voyage to get a more panoramic view of today's pickings. 

8:53a Notably peculiar behavior- as Stacey was reading aloud the local hot spot's daily specials there was not so much as a peep from our dear friend. I am flooded with worry, is she sick? Agnus! Are you feeling okay!!??!?!

8:55a Scratch that. Everything appears to be normal for the most part, I spy with my little eye a package of graham crackers that has made its first appearance, and is being chipped away at with the utmost diligence and mindlessness. 

9:07a Walked over to lair while she was out for a moment to talk to Stacey. Saw small green tupperware with what appears to be paper towels contained within, unsure if they are housing something inside or perhaps it is a tissue box of sorts, also saw zip lock bag of m&m's, looks to be of a lesser stock than yesterday but I am almost positive it is the remnants. Although I suppose it is not unlikely for yesterday's stock to have been wholly depleted, unbeknownst to me, and then replenished prior to returning today. 

9:47a Crinkling plastic, crunching grahams, crumbs onto the desk they slam; swiped away unto the floor, we continue to feast some more. 

11:07a Stacey, "Whoo! Another hour!" Agnus- "Well, Stace, you don't have to wait an hour! It's gotta be noon somewhere!" IT'S NOT. Didn't we go over this yesterday? In the middle of the Atlantic ocean it is 12:03pm right now. But nowhere, I repeat nowhere, is it 12:00pm. Please, someone, correct me if I am wrong. 

11:09a Click click crinkle crinkle crunch crunch slam swipe repeat. 

11:12a Repeat.

11:18a Entirely unrelated, but Stew was on his way out to scope a job and asked Reginald which van he might be able to take, Reginald responds with, "What's out there? Vin's diesel?" Vin's diesel! ha! Never again will anyone get another real life application for the name Vin Diesel. Thought I'd share. Immediately after this happened I exclaimed in laughter, "Vin's diesel! Hahahahahha!!!" Reginald looked at me, perplexed initially, and then his expression broke as he grinned with understanding. No one else laughed. Hopefully you all will. I realize it takes a seasoned sense of humor for a joke such as this, a quality not harbored by the general population of immediate coworkers. 

11:28a Whilst discussing what we all have for lunch, apparently someone got excited and whipped out of her arsenal the bag of m&m's. Wasting no time she maneuvered a handful from within the bag, exerting extreme caution, up to her cranial region, tilted her palm at precisely the right angle to the outermost organ of her digestive system, the beginning and the end-all, where the magic happens, her mouth, loosening her phalanges just enough to allow the individual rainbow morsels to file in, one by one, as an ore crusher pours excavated minerals into a much larger pile. Then begins the chewing. I can hear the distressed cracking from the sweet exoskeletons of the poor candied innocence from all the way across the office, dulling to a whimper as they eventually melt in her mouth, and not in her hand. 

12:26p Lunch- turkey sandwich with mustard and mayo (prehistoric fridge packet mayo) on the Aldi's special 99 cent multigrain bread. 

12:57p Afternoon cappuccino.

1:44p Started a blog for my Daily Mealers :) I can be found at blogger.com, my name there is Going to Hell. Look for The Food Chronicles. Please, feast your eyes and tell your friends.

1:49p Some one who shall remain unnamed says, "I am so thirsty." I reply, "Why don't you have some water?" They reply, "Water does nothing for me." REALLY!? This had to be recorded. Finally they caved and said, "I guess I'll try it." Do you see what I'm up against here?!

3:57p I toasted a slice of garlic bread for my salad later tonight at school, "That toast smells so fickin' good, I'm gonna rob her! Let me tell you, I love my bread but Harris doesn't so I don't get it a lot or I'd eat all of it!" Wait. Didn't we cover this yesterday? Aldi's was having a sale on their multigrain bread so you bought two loaves? Interesting. Until tomorrow :)