Daily Mealer 3/26/12

Daily Mealer 3/26/12

 

Editor's Note: Good Morning children. Today's number is, three.

7:36a Agnus enters the building, wielding a box of, yes, Limited Edition Fruit Loops, quart of milk in tow.
These are just the visible, out-of-food-purse-items. 

7:38a Ventures to kitchen for morning cappuccino. At this time, she delivers her three large sized slices of homemade pizza, which it is safe to assume are composed of copious amounts of meats and cheeses, minimal vegetables, to the refrigerator. It is now when she warns our friendly coworker Zeek, "I'm putting my lunch in the fridge, try not to eat it." (A couple weeks ago there was an incident, may it never be forgotten, one of Agnus' slices went missing. It took days to finger the perpetrator, it was a perilous and exhausting search however the fruitful efforts paid off, when, finally, Zeek confessed to helping himself to the mystery fridge pizza. To avoid such a catastrophe she now delivers friendly reminders, if the food is not yours, stay far, far away.)

7:48a In an effort to follow up from Friday's excitement, Agnus asks Clark, "Where's my popcorn?" Clark responds, "In the truck." End scene.

8:36a Told Stacy the story about how she had to warn Zeek this morning that she was putting 3 slices of pizza in fridge, all in an effort to ensure its safety through the four agonizing hours before noon when it may finally meet its match and be devoured, once and for all. 

8:40a Reviewed today's lunch specials for the local hot spot. There was a discussion which followed, unfortunately I missed it due to a phone call.

8:44a Journeyed to the kitchen for Fruit Loop time. Again, in an effort to follow up from Friday's discussion, she stops at my desk to show me the coveted Limited Edition Fruit Loop box. She shows me the front, the back, the inside, I got a full tour. She proceeds to explain to me how it's a game and there are cards you can collect, finally ending this torturous conversation with a bit of wisdom as she walks away to the kitchen, "More shit for people to keep in their homes." My thoughts exactly, Agnus.

8:46a Bowl of  Fruit Loops- round one.

8:50a Fruit Loops round two.

8:54a Fruit Loops round three.

8:55a "These Fruit Loops are too frickin' good."

8:57a "They make Multigrain Cheerios with peanut butter, saw the commercial last night. I was like holy shit!"

12:31p After another sparsely fed morning, it is finally the beloved lunch time. 3 slices of pizza........open wide! Let the games begin. Round one.

12:36p Round two.

12:41 Round three.

12:49p "Now all I need is a toothbrush and toothpaste, my breath is all garlicky. Ick." I do my best to ignore this comment, responding only with the tiniest of "ha's", in an effort to acknowledge but not indulge. She meanders over to the fridge, and I'm thinking WHAT NOW!?!??! Grabs a yogurt, of the "fit and active" variety, and says, "Think yogurt will help?" I say, "I guess we'll find out!" and then quickly turn to log in this most exciting entry.

2:09p I make my way into the playpen for business related, well, business, she turns to me and says, "My breath is still funky from all that garlic." I say, "So the yogurt didn't help??" "No, I mean, a little, but still too much garlic." I reply, "Well you better tell whoever made that pizza to lay off next time." We shared a giggle. I'm so funny. I continue to high-five myself as I return to my desk.

3:31p This concludes today's tastings. Reconvene tomorrow.